Sunday, June 19, 2005

Funny...

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly,a tiny yet
beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary
married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will
grant you each a wish."

"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my
darling husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and -
abracadabra! - two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well
this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a
lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger
than me".

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed; but a wish
is a wish.

So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -
abracadabra! -the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this
story.....Men might be ungrateful idiots....But fairies are......female
.

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